*shoves GameCube™ up my ass*
You see kids, this is what it’s like to be a 90’s gamer
"Dunk!! HAHA" i shout as i hold a child underwater too long
"here at st joes we like to have fun baptisms!"
I’m all about protection, that’s why I wear 2,4, no I just wear the whole box of condoms at once, including the box itself. Gotta stay safe kids